’Damn those Chinese, but in Business you have to grab every opportunity that comes along!” expounded the Chief Executive.
“We can Make America Great Again, this vaccine craze gave us the perfect opening to market test that data chip concept of mine!”, said the figure behind the big desk in this most famous of rooms.
He pointed to his recently named National Security Advisor, “ So Bob, tell me how the distribution effort is going ”
It took a second for the winning smile, famous on the Washington cocktail and Right Wing Media circuits, to get fixed into place on to that worthy’s face, while the circle of ‘advisors’, chosen primarily for their ability to enthusiastically agree and support almost any lunacy, nodded their heads up and down like the brace of bobble heads they most closely resembled.
“Well sir, the unit is not so much a chip as a hair thin whisker, this required to provide the uplink antenna, but the promotion of an additional ‘booster’ course has been pure advertising genius!
“You see, people just don’t understand any Science, so when we tell them they need a third booster shot, they almost automatically expect it to be a least twice the size of the previous doses, so the larger needle makes the aplication simple.
“So, full market penetration is quickly proceeding, at least within the Democrat segment of the population, the ones we were initially most concerned about tracing, have close to 95% compliance after your most recent statements to induce compliance.
The surveillance so far is showing those who have had devices implanted are mostly staying at home, individually isolated, and certainly not likely to cause any potential problems to your Administration
“Ah, there is one slight ‘hickup’, mainly with the Right Wing, 'My Risk = My Choice' segment, the groups our studies suggested may be most difficult to control and may in fact present the Clear and Present Danger.”
“Somehow a rumour has gotten out, and fueled a ‘conspiracy’ backlash that has even further reduced vaccine acceptance among anti government militias and similar hard core Republican associations.
“ We actually have no way to tell what those people are doing. “
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